LOLLY與LOLLIPOP
LOLLY and LOLLIPOP
四月六號我們家多了一個新成員
On the 6th of April, our family has a new member.
他叫LOLLY
His name is LOLLY.
我跟敖犬還有王子
Ao Quan, Wang Zi and I
從寵物店把他接回家的第一天
When we brought him back home for the first day
他一動也不動
He wasn't moving at all
我們以為我們養到一隻自閉狗
We thought we had a dog who doesn't interact at all
過了兩天原來他在裝死
After two days, we found out that he was pretending to be dead
當他熟悉了環境之後
After he got used to the environment
LOLLY開始奔跑跳耀
LOLLY began to run around and have fun
LOLLY是一隻兩個多月大的鬆獅犬
LOLLY is a two months old Chow Chow
LOLLY長得不像狗像一隻小熊
He doesn't look like a dog but a teddy
現在的LOLLY開始亂大小便
Now LOLLY leaves poo everywhere
一直被我們揍
And gets punched by us
但他會裝無辜
But he will put up his innocent face
裝可憐我們也不是省油的燈
And act sorry to make us forgive him
我們不會這麼輕易的就放過他
However we won't forgive that easily
雖然醫生說鬆獅犬是所有狗類排行第三笨的
Although the doctor said Chow Chow are the third dumbest out of all dog breeds
雖然醫生說鬆獅犬長大會有兇猛的個性會亂咬人
Although the doctor said after Chow Chows grow up, they will be very violent and bites everyone
雖然LOLLY的大便很臭很多
Although LOLLY's poo stinks a lot
但LOLLY已經加入我們家了
But LOLLY has joined our family
希望他可以在我們家快快樂樂的成長
I hope he can grow up happily in our family
不管他變得多兇多大隻我們都會把他教好
No matter how violent or giant he becomes, we will teach him well
讓他變成最美麗的假獅子
To make him become the most beautiful fake lion
LOLLY我們大家都愛你
LOLLY Everyone loves you, we love you
你要開開心心喔!!
You have to be happy and joyful!!
不要再亂大便了...因為你屎量驚人
Don't constipate everywhere...because your constipation rate is shocking
LOLLY and LOLLIPOP
四月六號我們家多了一個新成員
On the 6th of April, our family has a new member.
他叫LOLLY
His name is LOLLY.
我跟敖犬還有王子
Ao Quan, Wang Zi and I
從寵物店把他接回家的第一天
When we brought him back home for the first day
他一動也不動
He wasn't moving at all
我們以為我們養到一隻自閉狗
We thought we had a dog who doesn't interact at all
過了兩天原來他在裝死
After two days, we found out that he was pretending to be dead
當他熟悉了環境之後
After he got used to the environment
LOLLY開始奔跑跳耀
LOLLY began to run around and have fun
LOLLY是一隻兩個多月大的鬆獅犬
LOLLY is a two months old Chow Chow
LOLLY長得不像狗像一隻小熊
He doesn't look like a dog but a teddy
現在的LOLLY開始亂大小便
Now LOLLY leaves poo everywhere
一直被我們揍
And gets punched by us
但他會裝無辜
But he will put up his innocent face
裝可憐我們也不是省油的燈
And act sorry to make us forgive him
我們不會這麼輕易的就放過他
However we won't forgive that easily
雖然醫生說鬆獅犬是所有狗類排行第三笨的
Although the doctor said Chow Chow are the third dumbest out of all dog breeds
雖然醫生說鬆獅犬長大會有兇猛的個性會亂咬人
Although the doctor said after Chow Chows grow up, they will be very violent and bites everyone
雖然LOLLY的大便很臭很多
Although LOLLY's poo stinks a lot
但LOLLY已經加入我們家了
But LOLLY has joined our family
希望他可以在我們家快快樂樂的成長
I hope he can grow up happily in our family
不管他變得多兇多大隻我們都會把他教好
No matter how violent or giant he becomes, we will teach him well
讓他變成最美麗的假獅子
To make him become the most beautiful fake lion
LOLLY我們大家都愛你
LOLLY Everyone loves you, we love you
你要開開心心喔!!
You have to be happy and joyful!!
不要再亂大便了...因為你屎量驚人
Don't constipate everywhere...because your constipation rate is shocking
LOL, & Wei Lian said that he and Ao Quan are the real father's of LOLLY! Ahahaha I thought that was so cute...
It's found at Wei Lian's Wretch Blog:http://www.wretch.cc/blog/vertex/6303747
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